But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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