if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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