Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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