Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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