got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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