We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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