Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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