It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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