I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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