eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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