Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize