what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
