Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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