She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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