Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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