Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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