we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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