He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Oh Jesus.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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