You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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