when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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