why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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