Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I love you.
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