That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
