i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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