y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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