So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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