I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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