I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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