what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Randomize
