last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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