weddingsv make me drug and hornr
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Come on in and take your pants off
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