I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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