well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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