My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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