the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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