Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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