yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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