She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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