I think I just saw someone hide a body.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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