so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Your cock deserves a montage
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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