Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
