just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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