I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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