i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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