its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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