I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
