My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
