Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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