Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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