Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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