Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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