I heard we made out
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm like, not good at living.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
