i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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