Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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