so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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